come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
