5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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