oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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