We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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