i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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