Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I am one with the molecules
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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