So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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