you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Randomize
