Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Randomize
