At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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