she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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