We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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