So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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