the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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