I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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