We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I deserve this hangover.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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