i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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