You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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