I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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