The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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