Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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