Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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