um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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