dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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