i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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