uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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