It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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