I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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