soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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