Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
we should paint friendship bongs
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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