You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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