I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
How many fucks given?
0.12846
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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