i don't plan on having that self control this summer
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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