sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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