Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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