its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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