There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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