I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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