South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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