"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
