so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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