Taylor Swift is so right about you.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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