So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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