Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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