lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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