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Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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