Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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