yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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