what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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