nut hugger
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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