It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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