does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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