You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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