Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize