my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
its not stalking. its research.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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