Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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