The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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