You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
