I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm just crazy horny about you
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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