I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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