there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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