If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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