You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
