I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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