So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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